*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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The government makes a good decision

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I like to eat.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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I am black.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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