How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Small breasts.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Freedom of Speech

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9/11

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Ruller

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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