How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

anus soup

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

amy copied adams haircut :0

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

How do you leave a man in suspense...

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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