Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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mitt romney

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Fruitcake

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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womens rights

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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