Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Knock Knock Come in.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

who just made fun of katie matt

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

knock knock go away

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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