What what In the butt

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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No joke.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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