what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Mmmm, donuts

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

NEVER

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

BIG PENIS

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Golf.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Scott

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

why did the chicken cross the road

cc

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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