How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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im jewish

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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penis

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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