PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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