- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

knock knock Goodbye

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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