What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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João Duarte reads this.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Homo say what?

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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