- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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