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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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