60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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hashtags suck balls

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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