Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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