- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

women's rights

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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