Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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HEY!

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No!

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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