- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

The queen having a shit

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Your Mum is soo fat.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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