- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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