- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's two plus two? Window

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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