Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

I was once a hamster.

I'm Polish.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

A bar walks into a man

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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