Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

mitchell palmer sucks

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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