- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

your so fat. your fat!

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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