- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

A seal walks into a club.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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