- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Asian women drivers...

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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