- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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