What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Click here to end the world.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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