A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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they told me not to write here but i did

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Religion.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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black people

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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69

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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