KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What would Muhammed do?

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whats black and large -me

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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diarrhea.

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João Duarte reads this.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Jovan

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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