Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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