- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What fires shots? A gun

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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