- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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