What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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they're dead. idiot.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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I'm homeless.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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