What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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