- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Brain fart

Your mums a potato

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

VITAMIN C!

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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