Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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a man checks his mypsace

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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