Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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This is a joke.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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