- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Face...the other white meat!

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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