Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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I named my son ps2 controller

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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