- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Connor is homosexuaI

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

your mum

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??