Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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miha kako si?

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"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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