Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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dyslexic's Untie

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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