A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Abortion.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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