Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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