- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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