Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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