Then none of us want to be right.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

So these two girls have a cup .

penis. nuff said.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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