- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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