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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Okay.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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