- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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